Greetings, felicitations, and fluffy dice.

GREETINGS, FELICITATIONS AND FLUFFY DICE

Now, you probably don’t know me, so let me introduce myself. My name is Jack Rowlands, although people tend to call me Mad Jack. I can’t think why.

Anyway, for my day job, I am an Alley Cat. What’s an Alley Cat, I hear you ask? In a very strange voice, I might add. Well, the Alley Cats are the Bomb Disposal team of National Security Command. So, if you’ve got something that you think is going to blow up, just give me a ring.

It’s a real man’s life in the Alley Cats. We do real man things, like weight training, marathon running, knitting, and highland dancing. And don’t believe everything you hear. One ballet lesson, ONE. Do they let you forget? Do they drumsticks! So, by way of relaxation, I entertain the team with a few of my hilarious stories. Well, I think they’re funny.

In among my own totally awesome original stories are ones based on tales I have heard. Some of them could be described as traditional. My grandfather would have heard them. Others are more modern. Now, I have tried to establish the copyright of these stories, but I have not been able to trace the authors. If you feel I have breached your copyright, first know that it was not deliberate, and accept my apology. Secondly, please let me know, and I will be happy to amend future issues. Now, is that or is that not fair?

Sunday 10 February 2013

Ash


Ash, Battleship, Blue
Cadet, Cement, Charcoal
Chrome, Cinder, Cloud
Cool, Dark, Davy's
Dim, Dingy, Dove
Drab, Dun, Dusk
Dust, Favillous, Flint
Fossil, Fuscous, Gainsboro
Glaucous, Granite, Gray
Grizzly, Gunmetal, Heather
Iron, Jet, Lead
Light, Livid, Lyart
Medium, Mouse, Oyster
Pearl, Pebble, Pepper
Pewter, Platinum, Plumbaceous
Plumbago, Powder, Puce
Quartz, Roan, Rocket Metallic
Rose, Russet, Sad
Sand, Sere, Shaded
Shistaceous, Silver, Slate
Smoke, Somber, Soot
Steel, Stone, Storm
Taupe, Titanium, Xanadu


That's 51 Shades of Grey.
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